Thursday, January 04, 2007

Be Careful what You Ask For

I saw this joke while reading Hacking - the art of exploitation, a book by Jon Erickson, today. The joke drew a hearty laughter off me so i decide to share it...




A man is walking through the woods, and he finds a magic lamp on the ground. Instinctively, he picks the lamp up and rubs the side of it with his sleeve, and out pops a genie. The genie thanks the man for freeing him and offers to grant him three wishes. The man is ecstatic and knows exactly what he wants.

"First", says the man, "I want a billion dollars."

The genie snaps his fingers, and a briefcase full of money materializes out of thin air.

The man is wide-eyed in amazement and continues, "Next, I want a Ferrari."

The genie snaps his fingers, and a Ferrari appears from a puff of smoke.

The man continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

The genie snaps his fingers, and the man turns into a box of chocolates.

3 comments:

Temitayo said...

Interesting joke. You oughtta be careful what you wish really cause it might bounce back on you.
N:B- Dade how do i subscribe to you blogspot and i am trying to set up one myself.

Temitayo said...

Interesting joke. You oughtta be careful what you wish really cause it might bounce back on you.
N:B- Dade how do i subscribe to you blogspot and i am trying to set up one myself.

Temitayo said...

Interesting joke. You oughtta be careful what you wish really cause it might bounce back on you.
N:B- Dade how do i subscribe to you blogspot and i am trying to set up one myself.